The Buffalo Bills Have The Worst Offensive Coordinator In The NFL

Well if I were to tell you this morning that #18 in Denver was going to throw the ball 57 times, no big surprise. Unfortunately that #18 is Kyle Orton and he plays for the Buffalo Bills. I get that the team was losing 21-3 after the Broncos scored on their first possession of the 3rd quarter, but you HAVE to trust your defense and running backs more than that.

 You know who Kyle Orton is. He's not Peyton fucking Manning. He's probably hungover. He should never throw the ball FIFTY SEVEN times in a football game.

To all of the conspiracy theorists out there saying the referees were happy the Broncos scored, find a gun and shoot yourself. The refs were AWFUL in this game, but this is obviously two refs working together to get the correct call and fist bumping (like nerds) after they got it right. The Bills shot themselves in the foot too many times this week and the game was lost there.

Now to get to what I've been waiting for all year...

Nathaniel Hackett. You mother fucker. You are without a doubt the least qualified, unimpressive, biggest fucking moron that has the ability to call themselves an NFL Offensive Coordinator. If this fucking asshole isn't fired at the end of the year, I don't know what to think about the management of this team. I've always been a fan of Doug Whaley but you need to know when to cut your losses. Hackett is clearly in way above his head in this league. Countless bone headed decisions, not finding ways to get your franchise's best player the ball in half of the games this year. NATHANIEL HACKETT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

That felt good.

Oh by the way, Kyle, when its 3rd down and short and you're scrambling towards the first down marker, please feel free to not slide a yard short. Just something to maybe take note of and try to build on next week.

Next up: Aaron Rodgers! Fuck me.