Yeah, real original. Whatever. But this is a list that has been done and absolutely mangled thousands times. There is a correct answer to this question and it is as follows:
5. Duffs
Yeah - Duffs might seem cliche and what everyone who comes to Buffalo for a weekend will say when they ask where the best wings are. But there is no denying that you can sit down and eat 20 of these fuckin things for dinner. The sauce is straight out of the textbook of what Buffalo sauce should taste like. It's more of an experience that everyone coming to Buffalo needs to have. When people from Buffalo think of chicken wings - this is it.
4. Bar Bill
Bar Bill is the new hot chick that moved to town and is getting all of the attention. And for good reason. There are tons of different sauces and most of them are A+. Bar Bill is an awesome meal - theres no doubt about it, but I just couldn't put them at the top of my list. When you go be prepared to wait 30 minutes to an hour and if you go on a Friday/Saturday night forget about it. But what they lack in space they make up for in wings that will blow your dick off. (note: Ladies, you have dicks in this analogy.)
3. Randys Up The River
The dark horse! Now if you have never ventured past the south towns to Olean, NY, you probably won't have had these. Randy's has the best wing sauce - and the best variety in WNY. Not even close. But Randy's is a solid hour and a half drive from downtown Buffalo. The bar looks like the Hells Angels will be hanging out there - but thats just that lovely ambiance of a small town bar that no one has maintained in 20 years will have.
2. Wellington Pub
Wellington could be number one on this list very easily. The wings are always fresh and crispy. The only thing holding it back in my opinion is sometimes they take way too long to come out. Hertel is a great spot in the summer to hang out so it's usually no problem. But you can only spend so much time in a narrow bar in the winter with 60 year old men. Love the wings. The crowd is meh.
1. Gabriels Gate
The reigning champ. Hulk Hogan. Shawn Michaels. The Rock. Gabriels Gate. Gabriels is 5 minutes from downtown and has some of the best chicken wings in the world. The sauce is great and the wings are never soggy - a rookie mistake you run into so often in places that aren't Buffalo. Figure it the fuck out.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Guy Fierri.